Funny crafting Phrases or jokes

I don’t need a sugar daddy; I need a craft supply sponsor.

My husband thinks I’m saving money by “making it myself.” Bless his heart.

My crafts aren’t overpriced — your understanding of handmade value is underdeveloped

Husband at the club: “I’m not cheating, babe — I’m networking for your craft sales.”

Husband watching me craft: “How many tumblers do you need?”
Me: “As many as it takes to stay out of OnlyFans.”

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Fun topic!

Crafting is my cardio.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy craft supplies, and that’s basically the same thing.
Crafting is cheaper than therapy… okay, maybe not.
Crafting is 10% inspiration and 90% hiding new purchases from your spouse.

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my Mum said this “if you don’t make a mess on the floor, you’re not a crafter” more a comment than a phrase but she really did say this to me because i said, “gee mum you’re making a mess” lol :rofl:

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Definitely true :joy:

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Oh this is a great topic

@Patrice_Newson LOL bless our partners and their naive minds

@99YearsCreations Omg was laughing out loud, think we have all been there.

@InkiteeWorkshop It’s funny because it’s true hahahaha

These are my favorites.

I’m not messy, I’m creatively organized!" - Any excuse not to clean right lol :rofl:

“Crafting: where ‘oops’ turns into ‘wow!’” - Happens way more than you think

“I told myself I wouldn’t buy more craft supplies… and then I laughed and laughed.” - Made this as my crafting shopping bag

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